Are You Bored?

Are you bored out of your tree? Do you find yourself holding a paperclip and elastic in your hand, spinning around on a swivel chair, hoping you'll at least get sick? I think its safe to say, we've all been there (maybe). I've come up with a few pointers to minimize such an aching boredom.

BOREDOM

BORED?

1. Say a word over and over again, until you are left wondering what the word really means.
2. Try teaching your cat to fetch.
3. Get your favorite book and translate it into Pig Latin.
4. See how long you can hold a note.
5. Balance a pencil on your nose
6. Clean the bathroom (you'll become surprisingly unbored after this one)
7. Do some crunches.
8. Do some chin-ups.
9. Lift a 5 pound weight (or book)
10. Start a recording of the song that never ends
11. Write a book (or blog post) about things to do when you're bored.
12. Make origami 
13. Make a packing list for your next trip
14. Spit-shine your running sneakers.
15. Recite poetry- to your closest pet
16. Invent something new
17. Disassemble your car
18. Parachute your cat off the roof
19. Play a solo on air guitar
20. Develope a complex
21. Learn a new language
22. Water all the plants you can find
23. Practice the army crawl
24. Eat food
25. Make a pizza and eat it
26. Start sewing (or knitting, whichever you prefer)
27. Invent wise quotes
28. Floss your teeth
29. Brush your teeth
30. Oil all the door hinges (for good measure)